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August 24, 2014
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photo Dor-dee, door-dee, door-deee dor!

Dor-dee, door-dee, door-deee dor!

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August 24, 2014
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photo betthearm:

Found on Acidcow.com

Carlos, reporting for duty.

betthearm:

Found on Acidcow.com

Carlos, reporting for duty.

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August 21, 2014
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chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

2 weeks ago

August 18, 2014
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Best Wikipedia Entry EVAR

I was reading Slate’s article on the Scots edition of Wikipedia, and decided to have a look. I quickly came upon what must be the best page ever committed to Wikipedia, the Scots’ entry on science, which I will summarize for you here:

Science is a wey tae find oot things. Whiles the wird “science” is uised for tae refer tae the knawledge that is fund uisin the methods o science.

The wird science is frae the Laitin wird scio, that means “tae ken”.

Fowk that daes science is cried scientists. Scientists study things bi leukin at them awfu tentily, bi meisurin them, an bi daein experiments an tests. Scientists tries tae explain why things acts the wey they dae, an is the wey they are.

Science is a wey tae find oot things. Fowk that daes science is cried scientists.

It’s pure awesome. Though to be fair, other entries are also hilarious. Like the one on ainimals (“Ainimals are leevin things. …”)

[Update] A friend also highly recommends the entry for cats.

4 weeks ago

August 5, 2014
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sexpigeon:

itll-only-hurt-a-lot:

staff:

courtesy of mtv Fandom Awards

So, essentially, you can major in Tumblr now? IN college?

what the fuck

Essentially, yes.

1 month ago

July 29, 2014
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1 month ago

July 27, 2014
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ameagansample:

suitschains:

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This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

I suddenly want to get my carpets cleaned. Not sure why…

Sorry guys but… Lol

Yes. All the yes.

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1 month ago

July 23, 2014
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photo havesexwithghosts:

Jean Perdrizet’s fantastic machines
http://www.strabic.fr/Jean-Perdrizet-deus-ex-machina.html

4 months ago

April 29, 2014
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photo Yo, dawg! I heard you like airplane fuselages…

Yo, dawg! I heard you like airplane fuselages…

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4 months ago

April 29, 2014
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photo iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

iraffiruse:

Technology then and now

4 months ago

April 24, 2014
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photo The 2014 FIAT 500L. More passenger room, more fun and more freedom. More of of what you want in a FIAT 500. 

And by that, we mean “looks more like a MINI with each passing incarnation.”

The 2014 FIAT 500L. More passenger room, more fun and more freedom. More of of what you want in a FIAT 500.

And by that, we mean “looks more like a MINI with each passing incarnation.”

4 months ago

April 23, 2014
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photo If you haven’t seen any of the articles on Anna Gensler’s wonderful counter-battery fire at pervy, objectifying suitors, it’s a hilarious project and extremely worthwhile. You can see the results of “instagranniepants” either on Instagram or here on Tumblr.

instagranniepants exposes almost unbelievably coarse, boorish, self-serving attitudes. My cynical side wants to wallow in this is why I hate people! But while there’s no doubt that the putative anonymity of online exchanges enables and encourages trolls and bad behavior, my optimistic side delights that it can also be used to call out and bring to light what would otherwise be pernicious hidden comments. 

So I will focus not on the badness of people’s behavior, but on the humor potential. I love that the messages are not just aggressively pervy, completely obtuse, and excessively inappropriate, but also often incoherent, ungrammatical, and downright stupid. Some of the comments cannot even properly describe the sex act they suggest. “luck your clit”? LOLWUT?! My inner Samuel L. Jackson character leaps to “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!” 

The best of all has to be one above—the guy so insanely, impossibly self-centered that, even after he’s been publicly ridiculed and emasculatingly debunked, comes right back with “But for real though. You tryna get the pipe?” Sure! I’m sure that’s what’s going on. Asshole.

If you haven’t seen any of the articles on Anna Gensler’s wonderful counter-battery fire at pervy, objectifying suitors, it’s a hilarious project and extremely worthwhile. You can see the results of “instagranniepants” either on Instagram or here on Tumblr.

instagranniepants exposes almost unbelievably coarse, boorish, self-serving attitudes. My cynical side wants to wallow in this is why I hate people! But while there’s no doubt that the putative anonymity of online exchanges enables and encourages trolls and bad behavior, my optimistic side delights that it can also be used to call out and bring to light what would otherwise be pernicious hidden comments.

So I will focus not on the badness of people’s behavior, but on the humor potential. I love that the messages are not just aggressively pervy, completely obtuse, and excessively inappropriate, but also often incoherent, ungrammatical, and downright stupid. Some of the comments cannot even properly describe the sex act they suggest. “luck your clit”? LOLWUT?! My inner Samuel L. Jackson character leaps to “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!”

The best of all has to be one above—the guy so insanely, impossibly self-centered that, even after he’s been publicly ridiculed and emasculatingly debunked, comes right back with “But for real though. You tryna get the pipe?” Sure! I’m sure that’s what’s going on. Asshole.

4 months ago

April 23, 2014
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4 months ago

April 21, 2014
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What if you did a poll to find the ideal bodies for men and women (as variously perceived by men and women)? Well, of course the results would be bullshit, focusing only on the thinnest supermodel types. To be sure, these are not unattractive people. But they hardly represent useful ideals for, you know, real people.

Time nails it:
Spoiler alert: They all look like supermodels. In case you needed more fodder for … “depressingly unrealistic body expectations”

But it’s more than just “they’re too model-y” or “unrealistically fit.” The most depressing thing is how narrowly constructed and cookie-cutter these ideals are. I find a much wider range of human forms attractive.

4 months ago

April 18, 2014
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