February 2012
Where to begin?
Slate reports that Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former head of the International Monetary Fund, and before that the front-runner to become the president of France, “has been detained for questioning by French police about his possible involvement in an alleged prostitution ring. […] Strauss-Kahn’s defense? He didn’t know the women were prostitutes.”
Where oh where to...
Dismissing Carnage
I just ran across this post that compares an ineffectual HAMAS rocket strike against Israel with a massive impact of an Israeli strike against Gaza. Hahahaha! So one-sided! Sure. Which is why HAMAS prefers an alternate, more effective ordinance delivery mechanism. If you want the real comparison, do Google image search of “suicide bombing Israel” with SafeSearch turned OFF....
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someone-you-really-like-deactivated = sadness
Watch
clip of my ex and i doing it ;)
nsfw!
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penissauce : cuntflicted
(Not really NSFW, gentle reader.)
January 2012
“Rick Santorum told an audience in South Carolina Mitt Romney was just a ‘paler...”
– Bill Maher (via davidup)
beckyloves:
“It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.” — Violet Rose, in Three Steps to Better Sex (via muffdiver)
The Auto Industry Wants to Have Sex with You
essdogg:
I went to the North American Auto Show tonight. It was awesome. It had all of those concepts and hot “previews” that you always see featured on CNN. Plus, checking out the displays and the “show quality” was equally as fun — touch-screens and immersive presentations and modern furniture and hands-on simulators. It was kid-in-a-candy-shop stuff for design and technology, even for someone...
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tk-thatsme:
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck god damnit fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Tim Tebow and the Broncos are winning at the half,...
Almighty God in Heaven, Creator of the Universe and Eternal Lord of All Existence, makes his judgments, endorsements, and displeasures known through half-game scores of American Football games.
Yes, that makes complete sense.
December 2011
You also don't respond when I scream "HEY SWEET...
annalsofonlinedating:
Most of you bitches don’t respond. Why should I waste my time and energy personalizing each message. Would you rather I reference something from your profile? Let’s see…. You like music! I like music too.
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+7 for beginning a message with “most of you bitches.” SO WEIRD that bitches don’t respond.
+2 for punctuation...
I have the sex appeal of a decomposing goat.
Really? That much?