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You also don’t respond when I scream “HEY SWEET TITS!” at you on the street, either.

annalsofonlinedating:

Most of you bitches don’t respond. Why should I waste my time and energy personalizing each message.

Would you rather I reference something from your profile? Let’s see…. You like music! I like music too.

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+7 for beginning a message with “most of you bitches.” SO WEIRD that bitches don’t respond.

+2 for punctuation fail. Maybe bitches don’t respond because you don’t know how to use question marks.

+5 for, in an online dating message deriding women as bitches if they don’t respond, asking why he should waste his time with a personal message. Oh I dunno, maybe because that increases the chances that someone will respond?

+3 for the sarcastic aside about music. Why are you still single?

+4 for using an internet dating site to work out his combo anger-misogyny issues. It is cheaper than therapy, but significantly less effective.

+6 because this was definitely a mass message. And I’m sure this guy is sitting around complaining about how he is Such A Nice Guy and why are women so terrible?

TOTAL POINTS: 27.

THIS.

This is the sort of thing that makes me thing “Hey! When you’re feeling all cynical and people-hatey… maybe you’re not completely wrong…”

(Source: annalsofonlinedating)