Tim Tebow and the Broncos are winning at the half, not because God loves Tim Tebow but because He thinks Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist dick.
Almighty God in Heaven, Creator of the Universe and Eternal Lord of All Existence, makes his judgments, endorsements, and displeasures known through half-game scores of American Football games.
Yes, that makes complete sense.
(Source: inothernews)